quarta-feira, fevereiro 15, 2006

O Alto da Barca do Inferno

Tal como no Auto da Barca do Inferno de Gil Vicente, também nesta adaptação (rasca) cada personagem representa uma classe da "High Society" de Cepões, cabendo ao cibernauta fazer as associações que achar convenientes...
Ao chegar junto das barcas, o Parvo dirige-se ao Diabo dizendo-lhe humildemente:
- O senhor não tem um cigarrinho que me arranje?
O Anjo intervém desesperado:
-Afasta-te Belzebu, não alimentes os vícios dessa pobre alma...
O Parvo novamente:
- Já agora o Sr. não me arranja 40 cêntimos para ir comprar uma gasosa ao Frescos e Companhia, não posso beber água porque me dá a volta ao estômago e a minha tutora vende os cabritos mas não me dá dinheiro...
O Anjo responde:
- Tenho para te oferecer muito mais do que gasosa, tenho para ti um lugar no paraíso!
O Diabo, indignado, diz:
- Parvo, não vás nessa barca, no paraíso não há tabaco e a gasosa é espanhola!!!
O Parvo confuso:
- Só preciso de ir para casa, mas não para a minha, lá só há restos de sardinha, o carapau é a minha tutora que o come...
O Anjo decidido diz:
- Entra na minha barca pobre alma, a tua pobreza de espírito absolve as tuas faltas, terás paz no paraíso...
O parvo entra na barca... Pouco depois chega o Pseudo_Elitista, dirigindo-se prontamente ao Anjo diz:
- Procuro a barca para o paraíso, tenho posses e pretendo viajar em primeira classe!!!
Responde o Anjo:
- Vai com calma ó Pseudo_Elitista, creio que na minha barca não há lugar para ti....
Pseudo_Elitista:
- Como assim?!?! Como pode o Parvo ter lugar na tua barca e eu não?!?! Sempre fui à santa missa, fui mordomo de todos os Santinhos, do Santíssimo e da Santa Eufêmea, contribui para obras de caridade e até fiz parte dos escuteiros, como te atreves a recusar-me a entrada na barca para o paraíso?!?!
Diabo:
- Vê se não demoras muito....
Anjo:
- As tuas posses foram conseguidas através da exploração dos mais fracos e tudo aquilo em que intervieste foi meramente com o intuito de te auto promoveres, exibicionismo, protagonismo barato... As tuas orações foram da boca para fora, o teu coração está corroído pela avareza, luxúria e vaidade...
Diabo:
- Não ligues Pseudo, entra na minha barca, tenho para ti um bom lugar no departamento dos Novos Ricos, vais sentir-te em casa!
E assim, sem mais argumentos, o Pseudo_Elitista entra na barca do Diabo. Ambas as barcas partem pouco depois, ficando a promessa que voltarão dentro em breve...
Com satíricos cumprimentos,
O Criador

24 Comentários:

Anonymous Anónimo disse...

Agora percebo a demora de postagem nova... Simplesmente Fantastico... O parvo consegue-se associar a um Senhor de Canidelo. Ja o Pseudo refere-s a muita gente, mas ninguem em particular pois não é facil encontrar alguem que tenha servido os Santos todos e tenha tido uma participação nos scouts... Ta do melhor... um abraço MMTF

7/3/06 19:08  
Anonymous Anónimo disse...

Antes demais tenho que concordar com o nosso amigo MMTF. Não esquecendo porém que esta "High Society" de Cepões deveria ter sido utilizado o nome de algumas pessoas de cepões,bertelhe,e biúges para reforçar a ideia da peça...
Mas sem dúvida ficou excelente!!!
Força

7/3/06 19:45  
Anonymous Anónimo disse...

ta fixe continua

11/3/06 18:43  
Anonymous Anónimo disse...

Ó Criador julgas que eu sou PARVO ou quê?
A chas GIRA a BOA ideia de brincares comigo? Achas?
Deixa-me apanhar-te que eu nem sei que te faça, eu, sou capaz de te...
pedir 50 cêntimos.
Vais ver.
Quanto à pseudo_elitista, falo dela mais tarde.
Abel.

11/3/06 19:04  
Blogger criador disse...

Caro Abel,
Tal como refiro no início da postagem, as personagens não devem ser entendidas como uma crítica individual, representam uma classe e não foram criadas a pensar em ninguém em particular... Se eventualmente se identificou com o Parvo só tenho a lamentar, nunca foi minha intenção "brincar" consigo, até porque nem sequer o conheço.
Quanto aos restantes, muito obrigado pelos elogios e pelo apoio, lembro-vos que o mail e os comentários continuam disponíveis para a vossa construtiva colaboração.
Com os melhores cumprimentos,

O Criador

12/3/06 23:15  
Anonymous Anónimo disse...

ò sr. Abel não sabia que canidelo ja tinha internet... Ainda é por cabo de cobre ou já é ADSL? È que sendo assim ja posso ponderar em adquirir o terreno que tá á venda nas Vinhas de Canidelo... Já agora se alguem me conseguir arranjar o preço desse terreno agradecia...

13/3/06 16:58  
Anonymous Anónimo disse...

gostaria de dar os parabéns ao criador/a e de lhe dizer que me parece ser 1 candidato de peso à junta. Para quando uma candidatura formal? Parece-me ser o timing certo até porque o tio Amaro tem andado por aí a espalhar k não se volta a candidatar. Será desta?!

19/3/06 01:03  
Blogger criador disse...

Caro(a) anónimo(a),
Uma candidatura á Junta de Freguesia de Cepões não faz parte dos meus projectos a curto prazo, no entanto, estaria disponível para integrar uma lista credível e acima de tudo INDEPENDENTE.
Já que fez a sugestão, gostaria que me indicasse um conjunto de pessoas que em sua opinião teriam a capacidade de proporcionar a Cepões uma "lufada de ar fresco".
Este repto fica também lançado aos restantes leitores do blog.

Com os melhores cumprimentos,

O Criador

21/3/06 00:19  
Anonymous Anónimo disse...

Caro criador/a
Continuo a insistir numa candidatura à junta. Parece-me que é pessoa para pôr esta freguesia pelo menos ao nível de Sanguinhedo de Côta. Deixo apenas 1 questão: a sua foto apareceria nos panfletos?

23/3/06 23:42  
Anonymous Anónimo disse...

Aconselho para a freguesia a criação de um grupo independente que congregue gente jovem com alguma experiència profissional em diversas áreas. Parece-me que não será dificil constituir uma lista. Posteriormente, se necessário poderei citar o nome de algumas pessoas que considero credíveis e capazes de levar por dainte um projecto moderno que mude o rumo da vida da nossa gente para melhor.
Boa noite

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